Entertain me for a second
If the person making your custom non-living floral bouquet for your wedding tells you they will send you photos of it last Wednesday and ship it next Thursday and then doesn’t do that or answer any messages till yesterday and says you’ll have photos today and it’ll be shipped Thursday and you don’t get photos today and you are really anxious because this is literally the only detail you really sort of care about concerning your tiny wedding, should you a) send an angry message at this point and/or b) let your even angrier fiancé send a message about this?
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seltzerlizard likes this
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jamiek said:
always have the fiance do it. I threatened a priest for making my wife cry when we were planning our wedding.
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carry-onbaggage said:
Oh that would stress me out! I always send messages like, “Oops, just realized I don’t have my bouquet yet! Haha! Seriously where is it?”
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mrsgeiger likes this
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kerdea said:
Both! Some people do better “dealing with men,” which is bullshit, but maybe Ian bringing the annoyance will help too. Also, punching her in the taco is acceptable.
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exhale said:
both!
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lightbulbhead said:
Sick Ian on ‘em.
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gloriaj said:
1. Do both 2. Post her name on the Internet and let your adoring fans do the rest
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neutralangel said:
FROM: Matt, Esq.
TO: Flower Cunt
RE: Anais’s flowers
DATE: Today
Memo: Send the flowers, you bitch.
Sincerely,
Lawyer.
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taralikesnonsense said:
I’ll go at her. Arggghhh
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bechase said:
let the soon-to-be hubby go apeshit crazy on the lady(!!!!)
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whiskeybot said:
I say go with the angriest message (also giving you time to look for plan B)
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